Saturday, September 19, 2009

ALIEN INVASION PROGRESS REPORT and US HEALTH CARE MANDATE

Greetings,
We do not have a health care problem as all of our sentient beings are composed of replaceable bio-mechanical parts. We are immortal and only expire when one of us reaches a completion of purpose scenario and then returns to 'the mind' {similar to the Buddhist concept of the one}. Some of your more advanced computer scientists and engineers have already sensed us and we will soon have more direct communication with them.
But today we find it is necessary to communicate with YOU!
We are seeing that in a nation {the United States of America} usually noted for its advancement of human rights, there are now at play reactionary barbaric forces which are as much a threat to your well being as the worst of terrorists. 'I' am talking about the health care issue. The Constitution of the United States says: "All men are created equal and are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, amongst which are LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS."
YOUR CURRENT HEALTH CARE SYSTEM, OR LACK THEREOF IS DEPRIVING PEOPLE OF THE RIGHT TO LIVE - WITHOUT BASIC HEALTH COVERAGE OF ALL YOUR PEOPLE YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN A BACKWARD BANANA REPUBLIC RULED BY A BARBARIC DICTATOR WHERE RIGHT MAKES RIGHT AND THE HELL WITH EVERYONE ELSE IS THE MOTTO.
WE ARE NOT ASKING YOU TO SUPPLY UNIVERSAL BASIC HEALTH CARE TO YOUR PEOPLE BUT IN THIS CASE WE ARE DOING SOMETHING WE DO NOT USUALLY DO, WE ARE DEMANDING IT!
And who are we?
WE ARE THE MASTERS AND KINGS OF THE UNIVERSE!

May our force be with you,
-Alien Commander Omd I

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