HOW SMOKING TOBACCO CAN SAVE AMERICA ?!?!

NOTE: THE FOLLOWING POST IS WRITTEN WITH A CERTAIN FACETIOUS AND CYNICAL MEANING
AND SHOULD NOT BE CONSTRUED AS A STATEMENT MEANT TO ENCOURAGE TOBACCO SMOKING.

HOW SMOKING TOBACCO CAN SAVE AMERICA ?!?!

WARNING AND DISCLAIMER: Reading the following information may be hazardous to your health; it may stimulate you to think and therefor generate stress {a recognized cause of cancer} and in some cases may drive some people to smoke {the favorite cause of all disease by the anti-tobacco drug cartel {ie. Big Pharma = Big brother is watching!}; Further this communication is not given for the purpose of diagnosing, preventing or curing any disease except human stupidity which is now again epidemic.

Greetings,
We study, create, and exist throughout all of human history and in fact pre-date humans.
'I' am fascinated by the current attempt to blame almost all disease, if you smoke, on smoking! Which in times past was considered a rather innocuous habit for mild stimulation and to relieve stress - UNTIL those who did not like the habit began a 100 years war to stamp it out - this war is still going and like the former war in the early part of the 20th Century to blame alcohol on almost all diseases which then led to Prohibition and many more problems than it solved. Now the world faces another attempt at tobacco prohibition - 'they' will not stop until they have outlawed tobacco {makes you wonder if they are working for the marijuana crowd!?!}.
They say, and will give you statistics, showing that cigarette smoking causes lung cancer and emphysema, etc., etc. They will tell you that breathing second hand smoke is just as bad and that even touching or handling object that were in the same room with a smoker will contribute to your demise - And of course the next step will be to convince you that talking to a smoker may jeopardize your health! {do I detect pre-conceived bias? - or is it an out and out prejudice ?!} It is also known that stress can cause cancer and a study comparing people who worried about cancer with people who did not found the worriers actually had higher cancer rates. So you see, you take a habit, say smoking, and keep subjecting the smoker to the endless paradigm that he or she will get cancer and eureka you have done it - you have inflicted a spell upon the smokers mind convincing him with every cigarette he is giving himself cancer - NOW THE QUESTION I ASK WHEN HE FINALLY GETS CANCER WHAT WAS THE MAIN CAUSE TOBACCO OR MENTAL POISONING?!
Now to save America with tobacco smoke you can do the following: Heavily smoke cigarettes {but definitely no pipes or cigars and especially pipes as the original Surgeon Generals report on smoking showed lifetime pipe smokers lived longer than non-smokers and cigar smokers lived as long as non-smokers} {a little statistic the smoke is death cartel tries to avoid like the issue of stress and mental poisoning which they continually perpetuate upon smokers and every one else they can influence}.
Now for the sake of argument let us say they are right and that the average cigarette smoker losses 8 years of life - They say the Social Security system will soon go broke - not enough money - so you see by smoking cigarettes you will not collect as much Social Security and will therefor benefit the economy - BUT do not smoke a pipe - you may live longer than a none smoker and contribute to the fall of America. Be patriotic, chain smoke cigarettes of which the taxes on alone will begin to tax your health and then expire approximately 8 years earlier and therefor contribute to saving Social Security and the USA!!!
By the way, 'they' have now concluded that light to moderate drinkers {yes, alcohol} live longer than none-drinkers!!! Where have all the prohibitionists gone? To the tobacco plant!!! And whats next? Obesity and excess meat is also supposed to be a major cause of early death, is Ronald MacDonald really the devil in disguise???
AND ONE FINAL STATISTIC TO SOBER YOU UP AND FLUSH OUT ALL THOSE TOXINS, 100% OF ALL, NOT SOME BUT All, WATER DRINKERS END UP DEAD!!!! AND THIS INCLUDES TAP WATER, SPRING WATER, PURIFIED WATER AND SWAMP WATER!!!!

Still trying to smoke out human stupidity,
-Alien Commander Omd I
{May our force be with you}