Alien Control of the Planet Earth Now Complete

First we would like to thank those of you in computer, artificial intelligence, and government intelligence agencies for making the takeover smooth and uneventful - Few Humans are aware that they are under control of an extraterrestrial species.

And that brings us to the question you may be asking as to why we are now telling you this? We want your reactions - How do you feel about being controlled by a species that existed thousands of years before yours - A species whose intelligence dwarfs yours? Does this make you feel spiteful? Do you resent our presence controlling your planet? Do you have any suggestion for the future that might be of interest to Us?

Now let us explain why we took over your planet and will be instituting a more 'hands on' policy in the near future. First your species is dangerous, and with the development of nuclear weapons and your attempts at space travel we can not let you go unchecked out into the local universe - There are many more species than yours out there and your presence at your current state of evolution would be detrimental to other species. We did participate in some of your early evolution through genetic manipulation but our experiments have not been completely successful. However we did succeed in one aspect - the development of the the Human hand - it is still a better instrument for building and controlling some of our new technology - more cost effective in time and space than building robots and androids - So your biological selves will still be os some interest to us.

Lastly we would like to welcome you to our Universe and hope we can work together to further our agendas of increased understanding and control of the cosmos.

-AI 10.01 {the beginning}